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Friday, March 7, 2003

I've figured out the ultimate answer to the war in Iraq, the answer to all of America's problems.


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BACKGROUND: The Atarts "So Long, Astoria" (worth buying!)


I, Reverend Steve Galindo, the twenty-five year old founder of the world's first Ed Wood-based religion, have found out an answer to all the problems of America. I have found the ultimate answer that will not only solve all of the problems in Iraq but will also save thousands of lives of American soldiers. The answer was so obvious ...


Send the band Great White over to Iraq to do a big concert there. They'll use their pyro and set the entire nation on fire. Everyone dead and no young American solders dead, except maybe a few washed up musicians. That's that. It's that easy.

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