LAST NIGHT'S ECW PAY-PER-VIEW:
-Did anyone who held a mic NOT do a shoot?
-Was there someone from Raw or Smackdown who WASN'T drunk?
-How the HELL did that douchebag Mike Awesome have the best night of the match?
-Who gave the NyQuil to Eddie right before his match?
-When will WWE realize that they don't need two announcers when all they need is one genius announcer with a really huge mouth?
-When did Kurt Angle go from moral, upstanding, milk-drinking citizen with a crush on Stephanie to an angry little dickhead who wants to rape a black chick?
-When will ECW finally come back full time and ONCE AGAIN give the complacent, predictable, boring professional wrestling world a much needed kick in its ass?