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Friday, July 22, 2005

THIS WEEK ON GVWA DEVIANCE ...

Tonight (actually, more like eventually) on GVWA Deviance,

LIVE from Cho Chang Stadium in downtown Parsippany, New Jersey ...


... our main event is a blockbuster three way dance for a shot at the GVWA Championship. It's The Choir Boy, who has been looking for another change at champion Mr. Lobo's belt ever since GVWA Hardcore Homecoming, may have his chance but first he has to work his way through bookseller "Mean" Michael Burns and Drunk Jim.


Plus, Women's champion, B-movie king and avid crossdresser Ed Wood will have his hands full as he defends his title against "Double D" Deinna Disaster. Deinna has been on a roll lately. Will Ed be able hold on to his title? Also, the Savior title is on the line as champion Satan fights Malcolm X ... and Satan has promised a very special surprise for the deceased civil rights leader. What could it be?


Also, in what is sure to go down as a historical match of epic proportions, it will be The Chosen One versus The Chosen Son, Harry Potter versus Jesus Christ in a hardcore match for a shot at Satan's Savior title. Plus, we'll have a Battle of the Super Heavyweights - Tor Johnson versus Welsey Willis. Plus, we'll have David Letterman, Adolph Hitler, Andy Kaufman, and more!


Join us tonight at whenever I get around to it for GVWA Deviance!

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