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Sunday, July 10, 2005

TOMORROW NIGHT ON GVWA DEVIANCE ... OUR BRAND NEW FAKE WRESTLING SHOW ...


... our main event pits number one contender Jack White against GVWA champion Mr. Lobo, but what about The Choir Boy, angry ex-altar boy, who accidentally lost his chance at the title last week at Hardcore Homecoming? Will Jack White become the new champ? Will Mr. lobo find a way to stay champion? And will The Choir Boy crash the party?


Plus, Women's champion Ed Wood will have his first title defense against hefty store manager powerhouse Lisa The Machine. Will Ed have the strength to hold on to his title? Emerald and Natasha will have their revenge in a two on one match against "Double D" Deinna Disaster, but can mother and daughter Nastasha and Emerald stay a team? Plus, a three way musical hardcore match between Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, and Shaun Morgan, lead singer of the band "Seether." Which musician will come out victorious?


Also, we will have a four team mini-tournament for the GVWA Tag Team Championship with Jim and Lance, fellow booksellers who teamed up last monday and made their mark by decimating fellow bookseller "Mean" Michael Burns, entering the tournament against the teams of Ed Wood and Bela Lugosi, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp and the formidable team of Hitler and Charles Manson. Which team will walk away the Tag Team champions? Plus, we will learn the condition of Reverend Steve, who was injured last week in a match against The Choir Boy. Will Steve ever wrestle again?


All that and more. Join us tomorrow night for GVWA Deviance!

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