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Saturday, August 20, 2005

Bicycle message ...



Let me tell you something, Mr. Upwardly Mobile Clean Environment Guy ... if you can't peddle your little schwinn over 55 miles per hour, then pedal your spandex-wearing ass the fuck out of my car's way, alright? I am a car. I run on gas, not venti chai half-caf no foam lattes.


Pedal your ass out of my way, you yuppie. And wipe your ass.

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