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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Galindo Family Killing Spree - Day Four



Day four of the epic, historic, bloddy as all hell Galindo family "True Crime: Streets of L.A." killing spree. The big news is that now our three year old daughter Emerald has gotten into our bloodlust, driving around and running people over. (accidentaly, of course, and she has no idea she's killing people) It's great. A family that kills together, stays together. Our full four day family total is a little over 335 deaths, most of them done by me while driving on the sidewalks. Feels good. Goodbye you L.A. scum, hello Arizona Bay! Hell yeah!


Somewhere Bill Hicks is smiling.

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