Get ready for some of the greatest, fictitious, most offensive professional wrestling that you've ever read about!
BTW, here is the background parking lot sounds for that last piece. It features my daughter saying "Give me some money," Criswell making a prediction, and a secretly recorded fight between my step-brother and his babymomma that I recorded on my phone last X-mas. Really sweet stuff.
The results of the PPV should be up tomorrow afternoon. Sorry. I's gots to gets me to work.