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Friday, September 16, 2005

The New Galindo arrives!!!



Isabela Galindo


Born September 15th, 2005 at 11:35 pm. Isabela weighed 7 lbs. 6 oz. with a thick mat of black Steve-ish hair and long Steve-ish fingernails. Natasha's mother and father, along with her brother Duane and his fiance Lauren were there, as well as the Galindo family, who, it should be no suprise to anyone, were all drunk.


There were some complications with the birth that I do not feel comfortable at this time to discuss. But Natasha is doing absolutely fine after the c-section, Steve did not faint at all despite the cutting and the crying and the blood everywhere, and pretty soon Isabela, or "Bela" for short, will be charming everyone with her big beautiful eyes.


She is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is a sight to behold.




I'm off to pass out now. Peace, niggas!

4 comments:

Reverend Steve said...

Recepie for going into labor ...

1) Lots of Family Guy stolen from asshole brother

2) Lots and lots of cereal

3) Hardcore Fucking

Gregorio said...

Congratulations...

however, i don't know why, but it's weird to me that a baby would have fingernails...

Anonymous said...

Please tell me her middle name is Lugosi. I mean how awesome would it be to say her name is Isabela Lugosi Galindo! Just rolls off the tongue, right!

Congrats! You may now resume the Hardcore Fucking.

-Ian

JenniePrice said...

Many congatulations to you both.
May Ed be with you all.
Now, back to the drinking.