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Wednesday, September 7, 2005

One week, Pennsylvania, Hillary Duff and Snickers ...

We are just one week away from having this baby ... unless it decides to come early, like tomorrow ... unless it decides to come late ... we are on non-stop baby watch! One week left. Only one fucking week left. Shit. Never thought I would get here. One week away. I am a nervous, horny, bad-breathing albuterol machine. There's no turning back now.


Here's some pictures for you ...




Hillary Duff is fucking. Wow, America ... it looks like our dumb whore is finally growing up (sniffle, sniffle).




Blood schmud, New Orleans needs Snickers! Send more candy bars now!


In honor of the wet looters of New Orleans, I offer up to them this absolutely free MP3 from the greatest white rap band that Pennsylvania has to offer, Grand Buffet! Saw them open up for Wesley fucking Willis in Tempe, Arizona in 2001 and they rocked my ass. Share the love!

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