Her name is Lisa. She's short, skinny, kinda quiet, and she has the misfortune to be working in a ghetto Target with employees who look like they just finished looting New Orleans. She helped us at the register today. I like her. I snuck this picture of her and dare anyone else to find a more attractive Target employee.
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