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Friday, January 27, 2006

Isabela eating baby flesh (shocking pictures) ...


... here is a picture of four month old Isabela Galindo with Nikara's six month old massive monster of a child, big boy Nathaniel. This picture was taken mere seconds before Isabela became thirsty for human flesh and decided to eat Nathaniel's face off, a la George Romero. Look closely at Bela's face. That is the face of someone who, for unknown reasons, is starting to feel a bit peckish for human brains. Notice also how unaware of his own impending mortality Nathaniel is. He's humming to himself, staring blankly at nothing for no reason. Him being Nikara and Lance's baby, he's probably daydreaming about James Bond and a pack of Camel Lights. Also of note is how Nathaniel has googly eyes just like Cookie Monster. If only his skin was felt, then things would be right with the world.



"ME ISABELA! ME WANT BRAINS! ME EAT BABY FLE-E-E-ESH!"


Meanwhile, Nathaniel drives the Aston Martin of his dreams. He's like the lady in the stands of a Nascar event mere seconds before she's hit in the face by a tire travelling at 150 mph. Completely unaware that baby Hulk is about to be sporting a purple ripped onesie.

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