... tonight at six is another meeting of the Harry Potter club. I've been running it for almost three years now. We meet once a month and I get anywhere from 15-25 kids every time. It is loud and crazy and loud and hyper and loud and maddness and so incredibly fucking loud. It's a blast. What's more, those kids feel like they're a part of my family and I don't even want to START thinking about how I'm going to break it to them that I might be moving.
Tonight I plan on tricking them into buying me $15 iTunes gift certificates for my birthday next month. And I have no scruples about that.
That's why I'm an awesome asshole.
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS ... Q-Unit: an entirely free album of Queen mashed up with 50 Cent.