I don't do birthdays good, especially the closer I get to the big three-ohGODI'mOld. That explains the lateness of the whole party thing. You do not have to get me anything (although $15 iTunes gift certificates are available at all Best Buys, Targets, and at the Walgreens on Howe and Arden). For those of you with money, which is something that I definitely do NOT have, you can always buy me an MF Doom CD or Reno 911: The Complete Second Season. Or porn. But if you show up tomorrow night with nothing, then that's ok.
It's nothing big tomorrow night. I'm just hoping for some people to come over and drink with me and listen to my stupid stories for a few hours to make me feel better for the whole turning 29 thing.
PEOPLE I HOPE COME TO MY PARTY:
Kyle (somebody tell him)
Those last two were jokes, of course. There's no way they'd ever come to a birthday party for me.