1) Brad Pitt is in his forties
2) Basic Instinct 2 rightfully bombed
3) Julia Roberts has a thick fucking patch of armpit hair
That always makes me feel better. Suddenly I'm feeling better, happier, brighter, and suddenly I find myself smiling just like Isabela smiles right after peeing on my parents' carpeted bathroom floor ...
Fucking awesome. Here's some music for y'all ...
Gnarls Barkely: Crazy ... rap group Gnarls Barkely, much like last year's smash Dangerdoom collaboration, is Danger Mouse together with rapper Cee-Lo. They make awesome rap music together. It's insaine. It's like Dangermouse meets old school R&B and it's absolutely incredible.
Electric Six: DANGER, High Voltage ... this is without a doubt the single greatest song ever written about kids setting fire to a Taco Bell. Electric Six is okay but what makes this song so great is Jack White's uncredited mad screaming.