Here, for all you Coleridge-heads, is a detailed timeline of exactly what you can expect from Coleridge's latest exciting adventure ...
0:01 - this time around, Coleridge's awesome, fun-loving femi-daddy wastes no time in getting to the action, skipping the opening credits and starting right off the bat with his son's penis.
0:30 - gratuitous underwear footage (for the chickssssss).
1:00 - Coleridge shows off his fat ass dancing skeelz on playa-hatin' niggaz and all you sucka mcs and mad whack chickenheads.
1:10 - Coleridge falls on head.
1:40 Coleridge jumps off chair and falls on head ... who is this kid, fuckin' Steve-O? No, nonono, sorry, that's me going too far. Everyone knows Steve-O from Jackass doesn't show his penis off as much as Coleridged does.
2:05 - OMG ... MATCHING Hawaiian shirts?!?!?!?!?!
2:50 - more nudity.
2:57 - jumping on the bed in his underwear. Wow. I now fear for Coleridge's safety. I really do. Show me on the doll where he touched you.
3:06 - it is here, during the end credits, that I realize that I am so going to hell or sued or something when femi-daddy finally realizes what I'm doing with their home movies ... but there's no way I can't NOT show this one. It's his greatest adventure yet!
COLERIDGE WILL RETURN IN "COLERIDGE 4: Coleridge Goes to Oregon!"