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Monday, May 29, 2006

The Homosexual Nature of One of Marvel's Most Villianous Villians ...


... all the other goblins in goblin school used to pick on the Green Goblin on account of the bright pink purse that he would carry with him wherever he went. "MAN PURSE, MAN PURSE, NORMAN HAS A MAN PURSE!" they would all chant, making Norman cry and cry and cry. One day all the bigger goblins threw Normal into a dumpster, took his man purse and opened it up. They were shocked to find that there was nothing in there but maxi pads, pictures of Heath Ledger ripped from magazines, and a shitload of pumpkin bombs. They left Norman alone from that day on but not out of fear. Out of pitty.


Still to this day when the Green Goblin is flying on his glider high above the rooftops of New York City trying to kill that hideous Spider-Man creature, all he's thinking about is Butch Goblin, Ox Goblin, Chet Goblin and all the other goblins that picked on him at goblin school and how one day soon those bastards will pay.

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