What's sad in this story is NOT that the guy calling is pretending to be a police officer but that the fucking dumb ass bitch manager actually BELIEVES the guy over the phone and, without any proof other than he "sounded" like a cop, strip searches a seventeen year old employee. How fucking stupid can this bitch be? She should be killed for falling for that bullshit, as should the 60 (!?!?!?!?!) other people all across America that fell for this crap. How could people be so stupid? Mankind is hopeless. I hate existence beyond the walls of my house. God. I have everyone.
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Friday, May 19, 2006
Speaking of the Stupidity of Mankind ...
... I had heard this story in passing a few times but just assumed that it was some sort of urban legend. I went to Snopes.com, an incredible urban legend site that debunks most urban legends and is a great place to go to when you smell bullshit on the web. Take, for instance, that e-mail that Nicolas at work received about a giant twelve foot, six inch bear or the one that I'm constantly hearing about how Mister Rogers used to be a sniper for the army, both of which are bullshit, by the way. So I figured that this mickey-doos story was bullshit but snopes didn't help me at all. I was almost ready to give up on the quest to find out if this story was legitimate when all of a sudden Primetime Live ran a story about it last November. Here's the basis ... this guy calls a McDonald's claiming to be a police officer. He talks to the manager and describes one of the workers there, a young teen girl, and says that the girl is wanted for shoplifting. The young eighteen year old girl, regularly goes to church, never done anything wrong ever, denies it, starts crying, but the stupid manager fully believes that this guy is a police officer and that this woman that she's known for a long time may have committed a crime. The "officer" tells the manager that they have two choices, either he can go down there to the restaurant and search her right there in the restauraunt OR the manager can search her right there over the phone. The manager agrees to search her, finds nothing, so the officer tells her to strip the young girl. Right there, any normal person would say no, but this dumb bitch (pictured above) goes on to strip the young female employee, strip her down to her panties and bra and then, under orders from the stranger over the phone, strips her completely naked. Yes. But her stupidity doesn't stop there because this woman, and how the hell did she become a manager, proceeds to "search" her via other, nastier ways because the guy over the phone told her to. This thing goes on for hours, literally fucking HOURS. And eventually, sodomy becomes involved. Can you believe that? I mean, can you believe that?