I just with that they weren't SHOUTING that message.
GodDAMN my legs hurt!
And after some sly last second political maneuvering, I do indeed have Father's Day off tomorrow. I was scheduled to close tomorrow despite me asking for it off three whole months ago. But now, all things taken care of, I do indeed have it off.
And thank WOOD we worked something out, too, because I swear to God and Buddah and fucking Uwe Boll that I asked for Father's Day off and I was going to GET Father's Day off even if I had to burn that sumbitch store down myself.