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Thursday, June 1, 2006
Just to Let You Know ...
... I am totally fucking wasted. It is two in the morning and I am on my third pint of Labatt Blue and I am far from sleeping. And although I know fully well that my four year old will wake me up at seven or eight in the morning by pulling my feet and quietly saying "C'mon daddy, wake up!" I welcome that amazingly cute and heartbreakingly cute as all fuck wake-up call. It shows that I am a responsible parent and that there's nothing more that I love than being a responsible dad.