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Thursday, June 1, 2006

My Mind Is Now Officially Blown ...



... my four year old daughter Emerald just invented a game. It's called "Dreams You've Never Had" and you each take turns telling each other a dream you've never dreamed.


Wow. Seriously. Wow. Well, in other news, I think my mind is now officially oatmeal.


Dreams you've never had. Amazing. It's now officiall. Emerald fucking rocks!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That is just about the most precious thing I've ever heard. Emerald DOES rock! Please post some of the dreams she's never had.