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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Emerald's Choice ...



... Emerald asked me if I could get a big pile of dvds and videos together so that she could pick which one she could watch. So I got a big pile of videos and a few cartoons and a few adult stuff she likes, a huge ass pile of good stuff for her to watch.


So, this was her pile:


Muppets from Space

Invader Zim: Vol. Three

Gumby's Greatest Adventure

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Vol. Four

Home Movies: Season One

Gumby: Gumbasia

Yellow Submarine

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Vol. Two

Terry Pratchett's Soul Music

Space Ghost Coast to Coast: Volume Two

The Great Muppet Caper

Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge

Sealab 2021: Season One

Simpsons: Season Three

The Goonies

Spongebob Halloween

The Brak Show: Volume One

The Office: Season One

Kermit's Swamp Years

Home Movies: Season Three

Dora's Pirate Adventure

Barbie and the Magic of the Pegasus

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl


Now, take in mind that she is a four year old girl, one who loves Barbie and cartoons and pretty pink dresses and playing dolls with other girls. Now, take in mind she's MY daughter and likes The Beatles and punk music and pirates and pro-wrestling.


My four year old daughter, out of all the videos and dvds I picked out, she picked, shock of shocks, sprprise of surprise, the fake british talk show Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge. Wow. Really. Wow. Emerald fucking rocks.


Here's a clip where Alan sings a hideous ABBA medley. Great fucking show ...


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