"My daddy's in prison!"
"My mom's always on the computer and she never gets off!"
"Sometimes I hate my sister so much because she never stops crying!"
"My daddy's treadmill attacked me!"
"You mean you're not ASIAN?!?"
"Mommy's always at work all the time!"
"Do you wanna see my nipples, Mr. Steve?"
"I'm wearing new panties, Mr. Steve! See?"
"Once the tooth fairy left me $100!"
"No ... (sigh) ... he really DID get $100 from the tooth fairy."
"You did GOOD but it's just that I'm a teacher and I noticed that you did some things wrong. See, stand up. What you did is, sometimes you didn't fully show the book to the kids on your left. Here, let me sit there and show you how I do it!"
"I don't like the way you read. Can't you just read the story?"
"You look like a girl!"
"We're not staying for storytime, not from HIM!"
"Wipe my tears."