2) That although I have a lot of fun playing Super Smash Bros. I will never be as good at the game as Gwen's young son
3) Ketchup + Mayo + Gummi Bears + Hamburger = Orgy in your Mouth
4) That the people across the street think they're black and have infinitely better fireworks
5) That the guest house in the backyard can be used to safely, discreetly "do things"
6) That sometimes you just have to say "Ain't no way we're watching Star Wars in this condition"
7) That it is normal for Gwen's daughter Julia to randomly say things like "I will kill you if you don't say what I want you to say"
8) That Gwen gets really upset when she eats a chocolate chip shaped like Mount Rushmore
9) A whole lot about Canadian culture and language and how America is generally perceived by Canadians
10) That Gwen's house rocks ass!