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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Tips From the Book "The Black Man's Guide to Parenting" by C.F. Gibson That Sound Vaguely Racist (including one that was made up) ...


- parenting from a distance does not work

- many black children do not do well when they have to sit still

- do not allow others to chastise your children for talking "white"

- every tub must sit in its own bottom

- do not permit your children to wear gang colors

- unstable women do not make good mothers

- many black children are thrown into Special Education for personality or conduct disorders

- too many black men don't vote because they're too busy or they're simply not interested

- show respect for women

- speaking correct english instead of "black" english will help your child succeed in school

- spousal abuse will scar your child for years to come

- if you owe money for child support, don't wait for the courts to order you to pay: pay the money

- do not allow your black male siblings to rape too many dumb white bitches

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