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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Cat VS Dog ...



Round One:
Dog and cat try to get each other's food in a quick german (???) television food eating clip





WINNER: SMART CAT WITH SHARP CLAWS


Round Two:
Hungry Dog goes up against really fat cat for a bowl of food





WINNER: QUICK DOG BEATS OVERWEIGHT CAT


Round Three:
Speedy Yorkie against angry black cat trying to stand her ground





WINNER: DOG'S SPEED BEATS CAT'S STUBBORNNESS


Round Four:
Cat with kittens goes up against one clueless Pit Bull





WINNER: CAT DEFENDS KITTENS AGAINST PUSSY PIT BULL


ROUND FIVE - THE TIEBREAKER:
This is it. We've come to the end of the road. It's the final round now as shaggy dog Ginger is being teased by dusty grey cat Rocky ... this is like Hogan against Andre the Giantor Undertaker versus Mick Foley, WHO will come out the ultimate victor? Will it be a cat's feminine-like dignity and pride or a dog's man-like ignorance and brute strength? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!





WINNER: DOG KICKING SOME CAT ASS!!!!!


Wow. That was a lot of fun, wasn't it? And is it as beautiful outside where YOU live as it is where I live? Because I swear if it got any prettier outside then animals would be singing like Snow White or something. Damn it's a gorgeous day today.


Now Early Bedtyme and the B.S.O. brings all y'all some free music up your ass. Enjoy them and have a good day ...


Kanye West: Gold Digger

Talib Kweli: Get By

De La Soul: A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays'

Dr. Octagon: Halfsharkaligatorhalfman

The Weakerthans: Confessions of a Futon-Revolutionist

Gym Class Heroes: Papercuts

Gym Class Heroes: Under the Bridge

Toto: Africa


My current favorite band THE FORMAT is playing The Boardwalk a week from today. And although we are broke as hell my wife and I have vowed that no matter what we have to do we WILL make it. So here's some concert psyching rock for you ...


Time Bomb

She Doesn't Get It

Pick Me Up

The Compromise (acoustic)

Your New Name (demo)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am deeply entertained by your blog steve. You do amazing work here

Gregorio said...

man... these videos make me hate dogs... and pitbull owners. except for the one with the fat cat, that made me hate the cat more than the dog... because he was fat.