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Friday, August 25, 2006

We Might Be Buyin' Us A Cracker Baby ...

... last year I mentioned the crack whore that I knew and the drama that ensued when she decided to randomly stop by our house preggers.


Well, here's a crack whore update ... she's had the baby, it's cute as hell, but yesterday morning she got picked up by police and she was all up on the crack and the cocaine. So her and her babydaddy of the month went to jail and the police gave emergency custody of the baby to ...
(drumroll please)


... Natasha's mommy!


We have a new baby! Kinda!


Natasha and I want to buy it, have a brand new cracked out cracker baby crawling around. That would be awesome.

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