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Monday, September 11, 2006

Didja Hear About Anna Nicole Smith ...

... here's a great story to get you in the 9-11 spirit!


So Anna Nicole Smith got married and had a baby when she was 18 years old. She got married to Billy Smith, a co-worker of hers at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken in Mexia, Texas. They got divorced two years later. But they had a kid. Daniel Wayne Smith, the last remaining element of her hideous redneck past.


You following me so far? Good.


So last thursday Anna had another baby. A little girl. And nobody knows who her babydaddy is. I doubt its her Krispy Chicken ex but if they want to settle this on tv then I smell huge ratings for Maury.


Here's the heartbreaking part ... twenty year old Daniel Smith goes to visit her mom in the hospital. She's sleeping. He sits on a chair in her room and falls asleep. She wakes up and thinks he's asleep but no. He's dead.


Talk about a downer.




What a HORRIBLE story, huh?


And I would feel so bad for her if she wasn't a mindless, money grubbing whore.


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1 comment:

Gregorio said...

Happy 9/11!