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Friday, October 6, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson as the Voice of God ...



... the new audio book "Inspired By ... The Bible Experience" is an all new audio version of the Bible that features a massive cast of almost every single famous black person in America.


Some of the participants make sense. Angela Bassett, T.D. Jakes, Levar Burton, the black chick from Star Trek: First Contact. All calm, serene, worthy participants.


And some make no sense at all. Drunk, coked out, PCP smoking James Brown? Garrett Morris, the black man from the first season of SNL who did the most blow? Even more than Belushi? The chick who played Tootie on Facks of Life? Salt but no Peppah?


What the fuck?!?!?


And yes, Samuel L. Jackson plays God.


And how fucking awesome is that, huh? Snakes on a Bible. That's the balls, man. Awesome as hell.


Here now are some exclusive audio clips of Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of God ...


God sends his only son

God talks to Paul

The burning bush

1 comment:

Varsenik said...

I've had it with this motherfucking snake in this motherfucking garden!