"Ok, now, I'm going to circle the things that I want for Christmas and I'm ALSO going to circle all the things that YOU want, mommy and daddy, okay? Now, I will circle the things that I want in the purple marker. Mommy, I'm sorry but you're going to have to be orange. Okay? And daddy, I'm very sorry but you are BROWN!"
Wow. She's right. I AM brown!