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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Emerald's "Target" Monologue From Last Night ...



"Ok, now, I'm going to circle the things that I want for Christmas and I'm ALSO going to circle all the things that YOU want, mommy and daddy, okay? Now, I will circle the things that I want in the purple marker. Mommy, I'm sorry but you're going to have to be orange. Okay? And daddy, I'm very sorry but you are BROWN!"




Wow. She's right. I AM brown!

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