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Friday, November 3, 2006

Fun WIth Babel Fish ...

This is how it went ...

English to Spanish
Spanish to French
French to Italian
Italian to English


THE ORIGINAL ENGLISH:
I am in love with my amazing wife Natasha. She has a nice sexy ass that I want in my face all the goddamn time.

THE EVENTUAL TRANSLATION:
They are in love with my spouse who astonishes Natasha. It has pleasant an attractive ass that auspica in my face all the hour of the goddamn.


ORIGINAL ENGLISH:
I jack myself to pictures of my wife greasing my wood with her super sexy mouth.

TRANSLATION:
I raise myself with the cat to the tables of my spouse who lubricates my wood with its attractive mouth arrogant.


ORIGINAL ENGLISH:
Often times do I find myself looking on in the children's department at my boss and her feet wrapped in colorful holiday socks.

TRANSLATION:
The times to find itself often mo' to to me also that it watches ignition in the department of the children my head and its feet encircle to you in socks color you of the festeggiamento day.


ORIGINAL ENGLISH:
Jesus Christ is a dirty fucking whore and should be spanked roughly by twenty drunk faggot french waiters, all of them named Tom Wegner.

TRANSLATION:
Jesus Christ is a puta of dirty excrement and must be hit rough from the serveur French from the faggot twenty of the drunk, every called Tom Wegner.


ORIGINAL ENGLISH:
Marisa has big fat sweater monkeys that shake excitedly like big bowls of jelly. They sexually excite all the men that come near them. They make men bark.

TRANSLATION:
Marisa has great fat monkeys of suéter that sacudaran excitedly like the great cateurs of ices source. Sexual Excitents to all the men who come close from they. They make the men the skin.


ORIGINAL ENGLISH:
Wow how I wish that I had a job that paid me more than shit. Then I could actually afford chicken and beer and pornographic videos fearuring cheerleaders getting cocks up their tight asses.

TRANSLATION:
Ululación like desire that had a job that has more paid it than of the excrement. It could then produce really pollo and to the beer and the videi pornographic of fearuring los the cheerleaders that they obtained hammerings on its tight asses.

2 comments:

jessecoombs said...

You're the U.N. translator who wants an unemployment check.

...paved with stuffed animals.

Reverend Steve said...

Your post in english ...
English to Spanish
Spanish to French
French to Italian
Italian to English ...

Essete the U.N. translator that wishes a check of lastricata unemployment

... with the filled up animals.