8) I'll go to Tower and see if THEY have it.
7) What do you MEAN he won't fuck me?!?
6) Do you accept hugs?
5) I'm looking for any book on Ohio for my friend who has dementia.
4) Do you have a book with animals sounds in it or a book that has a boy named Alfonso?
3) I'm like way more punk than she is! Do you see how she dresses?
2) If you don't pick up those books and put them away, I'm going to leave you here with HIM! (mom points at me)
1) I will totally kick your fucking ass. I know I'll get in trouble. I don't CARE that you're retarded.