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Monday, December 4, 2006

My Christmas List (In No Particular Order) ...


-Best Buy gift certificate (the BEST X-mas present my parents ever gave me)

-this TOTALLY KICK ASS Ed Edd and Eddie "Wood" t-shirt

-pants that actually FIT me and my fluctuating weight (120-155 lbs.)

-ECW hats/shirts/wristbands/ect

-a digital camera

-any CDs by the following rap acts: Busdriver, MF Doom, Ghostface Killa and King Geedorah

-a DVD player that, unlike the DVD player my parents got us last X-mas, actually works a damn

-the original japanese Godzilla (Gojira) DVD

-Any or ALL of the seasons of Kids In The Hall

-dirty, filthy japanese animated porn

-I'm Alan Partridge

-the Monty Python "Personal Best" DVDs

-for my seasonal X-mas hives to NOT show up this year

-popcorn (LOTS)

-socks (LOTS)

- a Pirates of the Caribbean pinball machine (knowing fully well I'll never get it - you always have to have something on your list you know you'll never get)

-the games "Mario Kart: Double Dash" and "Burnout" and "The Simpsons: Hit and Run" and especially "WWE Day of Reckoning 2" for the Nintendo Gamecube

-a Wii (and the Marvel game for me and the Monkey Ball game for Emerald)

-iTunes gift certificates (LOTS)

-the new Beatles "Love" cd

-Eddie Guerrero (R.I.P.) merchandise (especially the kick ass armband)

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