That being said, my super top secret Christmas present to my wife is going along swimmingly. I am currently on part five which proves to be the most violent part of the plan. I hope I can handle this. I think I can. And I hope everything's legal, too. I think it is. I am very excited.
What I lack in money I make up for with a keen mind that can think up heartwarming and creative yet inexpensive gifts like the totally awesome kick ass thing I have in store for my amazing wife to show her how much I love her.
This is going to be so totally cool.
Here is a picture I just threw together. It's Isabela in her toughest role yet ...
If you guessed the second picture, you'd be correct.