... immediately after a HUUUUUUUGE 40 kids pirate storytime, I started feeling sick as all hell. So I called in sick today. I never call in sick. EVER! So me calling in sick today, that's a REAL BIG deal.
And now my five year old daughter Emerald is taking the whole me staying home idea as her chance to spend the entire day with her daddy.
It's Daddy Daughter Day today. Maybe I'll have Emerald bet on football, just to further the Simpsons reference.
In fact, Emerald and I have just finished making a TO DO list of all the things we are going to do together today. This is the list, in no particular order:
-watch Dora with sissy
-make a movie (and put it on YouTube)
-post movie on website
-play Harvest Moon
-challenge mommy for the belt
-play together in fort
-listen/dance to iPod
I hope I'm up to it. I think I am. Before Emerald goes to bed we should have gotten through this entire list of stuff to do. Hopefully. I love my darling daughter Emerald and I can't wait to spend the day with her.
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