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Saturday, February 10, 2007

A Statement A Customer Said To Me From 2002 That, Sadly, Has Permanently Burned A Spot In My Brain ...

"Excuse me, do you have change for a fifty? Hey! You remember back when you'd ask for change for a twenty and THAT was the amount that you weren't sure people could change? I tell you, fifties are the new twenties!"


I can't afford food or gas. I can't even afford the sixty cents needed to buy a soda. And this douchebag is telling me that fifties are the new twenties.


In retrospect I should have shot that man.

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