... I haven't seen my doctor since he prescribed me that anti-depression medication that only made me more depressed. That wasn't fun. So it's been about nine months since I've been to see Dr. Kim. That's six months longer than I should have, because he needed to see me in January to make sure I wasn't suicidal from jumping off my depression pills and I just didn't make it in. Not because I was suicidal. I just didn't make it in.
I don't like going to the doctor. I never know what I should say, what I should bring up, what's wrong with me and what's all in my head. Does that make me sound crazy? Probably.
Anyways, I am a man who likes to be prepared, so here is a list of problems that I will be bringing up with my doctor, in no specific order ...
-I've felt sick for the past two and a half weeks
-my nose has been constantly clogged and the two different nasal sprays aren't helping
-my ears have been constantly plugged like I'm flying on a plane
-on and off for the past couple of weeks I've felt like someone has been choking me to death
-anger and anxiety issues
There you go. That should certainly shake things up. I hope he gives me some super happy fun time pills. I totally need some super happy fun time pills. My wife has some so why not me?
My red swollen knuckles say I need me some super happy fun time pills.
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