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Sunday, May 20, 2007

This Saturday: Captain Book VS Two Super-Villains:



... this saturday at 2pm at the Arden mall Barnes and Noble, Captain Book, the world's only bookstore super hero, will have his hands full as never before. The script is done and I can't wait to do it because this is going to be the funniest and most action-packed story time I've ever done. This one has a lot of levels and a lot of comedy.


This saturday marks the next action=packed chapter in my epic, year long Captain Book saga and I absolutely can't wait. Last month, as you may remember, a new character named Ms. Know-It-All premiered and tried to take over storytime using her neighbor's evil remote, her neighbor being the evil and sinister Dr. Borderz.


It was a really awesome show last month and it showed that 1) Captain Book and I are really starting to get comfortable in what we're doing, and 2) we can successfully incorporate other people into our cool little plays. This month, though, it's more layered, with Ms. Know-It-All teaming up with the evil and sinister Dr. Borderz to take down Captain Book once and for all. It's a big story with a ton of ad-libbing and a lot of physical comedy and a lot of fourth wall-breaking. It's the funniest thing I've ever written.


These Captain Book events are really getting better and better. This month there's more interaction with the audience, there's more dramatic words for Captain Book to punch out in his deep super hero voice, there's a lot of physical slapstick for Megan and myself to do as well as a whole lot of kick ass ad-libbing. It's some seriously damn funny and everyone who comes, no matter the age, will be thoroughly impressed.


Captain Book is blowing up all over and the kids love him. Want proof? Here's a picture from last month. It's a young four year old Captain Book fan named Maya wearing her blanket as a cape so she can be like Captain Book ...




So the new chapter of the epic Captain Book saga premieres this saturday. Got that? That's this saturday at 2:00 pm and everybody should attend. Everybody. This is some seriously funny stuff.


Did I mention that it's free?