Today at work a field trip came in, a group of about 16 pre-k kids from a local school.
Here's the twist ... the kids were SUPPOSED to go to the nearby Border's but messzed up and came to MY store!!! So, me being the greatest guy in the world, I did a makeshift storytime, reading my favorite and loudest books, and the kids went nuts for it. PLUS, I did it all LITERALLY right before my regularly scheduled 11:00 am storytime.
I rock so hard. I am one awesome sexy bastard.
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