... it's my wife's birthday today. We're having a party tonight at Gwen's house. Should be fun.
I just wish that I had money to buy her something. I've never been this broke. I have no money, nothing. Bills have been a challenge. I haven't really been eating anything, either. I've only eaten twice in the last two and a half days and what I ate wasn't very much.
I've been having a rough time of things lately, in case you couldn't tell.
God. How pathetic am I that I can't even afford to buy my wife something for my birthday? I'm a horrible person.
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