... this is a picture of the chick who played Stephanie Tanner, the middle child on "Full House." She has tits now.
Today at work I have two, count 'em, TWO, major storytimes. I'm doing a major pirate storytime at 11:00 this morning which will force me to prepare all morning and do a major costume change. The finish of that particular storytime is always a major treasure hunt through the store, which is tricky to pull off so we're going to see how that goes, although it's almost always works well. It's the kickoff to a major bookfair, so there's either going to be 0 kids or 5 kids or 15 kids or 40 kids or a crapload more. It's a bit of frightening variable but I should be fine.
Then after that I have less than two hours to get ready for this month's major Captain Book storytime. This month's adventure features a live appearance and smackdown by Clifford the Big Red Dog and it will require me to get dressed in my full Dr. Borderz costume AND THEN wear my store manager's fairy costume over my first costume. It's going to be mad crazy. And did I mention there's a television set involved and wires and a few special effects and physical stunts and fight choreography? Yeah. It's a big one, a big day for me, and hopefully I'll survive with my sanity and latino heat intact.
Wish me luck.