"Do you have a series called Lemon Snicketts Events?"
"We went to California Pizza Kitchen and I got totally drunk and now I'm just wandering Arden Mall pretending I'm a Maloof brother."
"Do you like my shoes? I 'iced' them."
"God I hate my hummer."
"Well, honey, I'm sorry you're hurt but that's why you don't jump off of tables."
"Who wants soy milk?"
"Do you have anee buks on huntin fer like really little uns?"
"I think the worst thing ever is the Harry Potter book series. They DISGUST me."
"Oh, what's the name of that last Oprah book? I don't remember what it was called but I totally need to buy like four copies."