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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Ineffective Phrases For Performance Appraisals ...

-chunky

-moist

-tasty

-ribbed for her pleasure

-darling

-crybaby

-shit face

-lemon fresh

-juicy

-portable

-easy to swallow

-artificially flavored

-donkey raping shit eater

-ramrod

-may contain nuts

-made in America

-spicy

-creamy

-wipes off easily

-hypoallergenic

-batteries not included

-excellent source of calcium

-dolls not included

-use only as directed

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