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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Capt. Book VS Every Bad Guy Ever!!!

Backstage, getting ready.








Captain Book is sick with a supercold and lost his muscles.










Mr. Steve tells him to exercise. He doesn’t know what exercising is and ends up trying to lift pens.






The evil and sinister DR. BORDERZ, that's Borderz with a Z and in no way related to the bookstore of similar name, arrives at storytime with every bad guy ever! MRS. KNOW-IT-ALL, MISS LULU, DR. DARK, BOMIT and THE CHORES FAIRY invade storytime.

























Our plan: we all read poetry at once. It is his weakness. Bomit has a J.K. Rowling book and Chores Fairy reads the back of a box of a Swiffer Duster.













Dr. Borderz is about to strike the final blow. The kids are on the edge of their seats! Is this the end of our hero?






But the joke is on Captain Book! The villains are all there to throw a SURPRISE PARTY for Captain Book! Theres cake and ice cream and everybody parties and has fun. Captain Book and Dr. Borderz share a hug and all is well with the world!






The question now is, why did the evil and sinister Dt. Borderz throw his arch-rival a surprise birthday party?


The answer will be revealed in a few days on Dr. Borderz’s myspace page.

2 comments:

johnmc. said...

There's a bookstore with a similar name? That's a total shock!

Reverend Steve said...

See? That is totally what I said!