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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Scenes Of Sexism And Unbelieveability In Avengers Issue 1 ...




Why was the Avengers, a collection of earths mightiest heroes, formed? Because of the newly formed Teen Brigade, a group of youthful radio ham enthusiasts. Even back then that had to have been retarded.


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The main cause of confusion with issue one of the Avengers comes from Ant-Man, one of the lamest super heroes ever created who here is touted as the best thing since Superman, and his relationship with The Wasp, a woman of equally crappy power who apparently, if you believe Ant-Man, is just a dumb stupid woman. The sexism here is hilariously rampant.





The Wasp, a woman apparently of equal value as Captain America and Iron Man, is characterized as a stereotypical stupid vapid bitch and Ant-Man treats her like shit throughout.





Apparently the main problem holding back the team is the fact that one of their teammates is a horny lovesick vagina.




And who saves the day? Ant-Man and his retarded ant powers, oooooh! Iron Man is on the team. The freaking hulk is on the team. Thor is on the team, for Christs sake! And hes a fucking god! And who traps Loki? The freaking stupid cocky retarded little ant guy? Come on!




I WAS going to write a post about how my wife is gone for three days and how depressed and lonely and drunk I am. But I thought this Avengers shit was more fun.

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