Why was the Avengers, a collection of earths mightiest heroes, formed? Because of the newly formed Teen Brigade, a group of youthful radio ham enthusiasts. Even back then that had to have been retarded.
The main cause of confusion with issue one of the Avengers comes from Ant-Man, one of the lamest super heroes ever created who here is touted as the best thing since Superman, and his relationship with The Wasp, a woman of equally crappy power who apparently, if you believe Ant-Man, is just a dumb stupid woman. The sexism here is hilariously rampant.
And who saves the day? Ant-Man and his retarded ant powers, oooooh! Iron Man is on the team. The freaking hulk is on the team. Thor is on the team, for Christs sake! And hes a fucking god! And who traps Loki? The freaking stupid cocky retarded little ant guy? Come on!
I WAS going to write a post about how my wife is gone for three days and how depressed and lonely and drunk I am. But I thought this Avengers shit was more fun.