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Monday, March 17, 2008

Vacation Day One:

I've added about 250 songs into my new 4gig iPod. Now I have over 70 Eels songs. Crazy. I've drank a lot of coffee, about three or four cups. I also slept in until 10:45pm. Honestly didn't think that was going to happen. I've read a big chunk of the book I'm reading, "America Unzipped" which is basically a tour thru America's perversity and religiousness. It's interesting. I've also seen a lot of internet porn. A LOT! I have to see as much as I can before my wife leaves.


We WERE planning on going to Disneyland for my vacation and I was all excited. Then that de-evolved into a few day trips to various places near us like San Francisco and Monterey and Santa Clara and I was all excited. And now Natasha's going on a business trip for three days while I stay home and take care of the kids. And she's taking the laptop, so no iPod fixing or internet porn. Hopefully she'll be back for my birthday this saturday.


I'm trying not to get upset over the de-evolution of our plans. I'm trying my best to breathe deep, take my pills, and embrace this time I get to spend with my kids.


I better get me a twelve pack tomorrow.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Reverend. I hope this year is the best of your life and has enough joy to carry you happily to the end of your days.

Rock On!!!

The Bunster