It's hard to do after 31 years of being a pussy.
Did you notice the headline?
Now my 9 day marathon of work has become a 10 day marathon of work. I'll be going to a private elementary school and doing storytime for their whole school from 10am to 2pm on thursday. One of my two days off. Woodmas eve.
This is of my own volition, mind you.
I'm going crazy. I think I have a death wish. Death by work.
I just hope somebody notices.