I'm on the end of my doctor-enforced two consecutive days off and all I've done today is drink too much coffee, rest my legs, play a bit of pinball, pop my pills, lose thousands of fictional dollars at Handheld Vegas Style Poker (maybe it's GOOD I didn't go), read Terry Pratchett and waste WA-A-A-AY too much time at Fail Blog.
Part of me feels ashamed of myself because I did nothing. Nothing whatsoever. A total waste of a day.
Another part of me felt like doing nothing was just the sort of thing I needed.
How FUCKING GOOD do I look in that picture?
I think THIS LINE from Anchorman says it all!
I WAS going to post the stories behind the pictures I took last night of a clown's ass. But I'll save that story for some other time. Remind me, ok?
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