... this week's Church-less movie of the week will NOT be seen this week on account of me having to take the damn kids to damn church because my usually very church-ey wife is too busy vomiting.
Shit, now I'm going to have to look around the house and see if I can find my fake church face.
Here. I know.
THIS will get me in the Jesus-ey mood.
Jesus is better than Spider-Man ...
Jesus can totally kick Spider-Man's punk fucking ass! Hell yeah, bitches!
God I hate going to church. My Ed Wood tattoo always itches when I go there.
It's like I told my mom and dad yesterday ...
I think it's really important that my kids go to church. Keeps them innocent and naive and makes sure they stay kids. I think them going to church is almost as important as me NOT going to church.
This has been post #995. We're nearing a loneliness milestone here so stay tuned, invisible friends!
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