I'm fasting right now because I have some serious blood work to do this morning before I go to work. I may have ulcers or even something worse so my doctor has put me on a gluten-free diet which essentially means that I can't eat anything we have at home and I can't eat any fast food and I can't eat anything that's cheap. I'll also be visiting a nasal specialist because apparently my nasal passages are shit. I might even need surgery, too.
My doctor said that she wanted to see me in two weeks - OR if the blood work comes out BAD, then she'll CALL ME to schedule an EARLIER appointment. Wow. That's a bit frightening.
Also, apparently the pills I'm taking give me severe short term memory loss. SWEET!
Anyway, wish me luck ...
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