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Monday, June 29, 2009

Bash-ing Michael Jackson At The Bash ...

The Bash: Part 1

The Bast: Part 2


So Michael's dead, huh? Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett one wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.

Anyway, after he died Micheal told God that he needed a good plastic surgeon if he was going to live in heaven. So god sent Billy Mays with some mighty puddy.

You know how celebrities die in threes? Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

"Hi, Billy Mays' ghost here for the brand new Awesome Casket, the casket that neuters you dog, aerates your lawn, and boosts your cellphone signal!!!"

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

When do you know its bed time at Micheal Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.

So why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because there were twenty of them.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family this morning. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

THIS JUST IN: Casper the friendly ghost was molested this morning!

Michael’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

So what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films? Disney films can still touch children.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Oh, about three hours.

*Knock* *Knock*
Who’s there?
Not Micheal Jackson.

Did you hear? The Jackson Five are offering a 20 percent discount on their reunion.

I'm done.

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